1. Because Anne Hathaway and Marion Cotillard are both in a Batman movie, and Hathaway is the one playing Catwoman.
2. Because Christopher Nolan should be making original movies instead of comic book rehashes.
4. Because I like my super-hero movies fun, and not full of angst-ridden socio-political commentary.
5. Because Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks ridiculous in a policeman’s uniform.
(No wait, just kidding about that one.)
6. Because I thought The Dark Knight sucked.
7. Because of trailers in which you can’t actually understand what the bad guy is saying.
8. Mainly, because I don’t think a Batman movie should take itself so seriously.